Join us, as Chrissy dons her finest ball gown, whilst Matti and Kris don their finest black tie suits, as we make our way to the glitzy, glamourous town of Cannes, France, for le Grand Prix Eurovision De La Chanson Europeenne 1959 whilst opinions are split over Monaco’s song, and any visitors to Disneyland will end up with an ear worm.
With apologies to the French language.
- Not here to fuck spiders
- It’s A Small World ride
- Take a wicked yes
- Barbara Pravi – Voila
- Birthe Wilke & Gustav Winckler – Skibet Skal Sejle I Nat
- Domenico Modugno – Nel Blu Dipinto Di Blu (Volare)
- Hello Boys
- The Waiting Game with Guy Smiley
- Ilinca ft. Alex Florea – Yodel It
- Monty Python – Communist Quiz (CW: Yellowface)
- Authority Zero – Rattlin’ Bog
- Scorpions – Wind of Change
- Fazla – Sva bol svijeta (Bosnia & Herzegovina, 1993)
- Thankfully the Ukranian soldiers who told the Russian warship to go fuck themselves have been found to be alive since recording