The One With The Kids Up Way Past Their Bedtime (1989)

In this episode Kris finds himself once again succumbing to Stockholm Syndrome when it comes to the Flag Ceremony, Matti feels a certain way about children at Eurovision, your hosts are left waiting for the great songs, and Matti starts some salacious gossip! A Canadian In Eurovision Rita Baga’s Night of 1000 Celine Dion’s look…

The One With The Americans (American Song Contest 2022)

In this special episode, Kris and Matti discuss the American Song Contest along with special guest, musician and ska podcaster, Matt Wixson. Kris wants to share Las Marias with the world, Matt Wixson sheds light on why the contest may not be grabbing headlines in America, and Matti starts his campaign to host Eurovision Canada!…

The One With The La La La La La La La La La La La La (1968)

In this weeks episode your hosts massively agree with each other for possibly the first (and last time), Matti provides a bit of LGBT sex education and we spend far too long talking about Swiss guy’s bulge Dilophosaurus scene – Jurassic Park  Sandie Shaw – Puppet on a String  Teddy Johnson & Pearl Carr –…

The One Where Ska Defines Who Kris Is As A Person (2004)

In this episode we start big by discussing religion, Matti has strong opinions about Austria’s boyband, and Kris starts rambling on about ska punk of the early 00’s because of course he does… They Might Be Giants – Istanbul (Not Constantinople)  Sertab – Every Way That I Can  Turkish Radio & Television’s head Ibrahim Even…

The DNQ Files – Bonus Episode 20 – Nozzy Bossy – Wellboy

This episode of the podcast is dedicated to the musical excellence sent to the contest on a yearly basis by Ukraine, a country who has always made it to the grand final. The Russian army is currently invading Ukraine, a sovereign nation under false pretences, and yet every day, Ukraine is resisting the aggressor.  If…

The One With The Artists Stuck In Revolving Doors (1959)

Join us, as Chrissy dons her finest ball gown, whilst Matti and Kris don their finest black tie suits, as we make our way to the glitzy, glamourous town of Cannes, France, for le Grand Prix Eurovision De La Chanson Europeenne 1959 whilst opinions are split over Monaco’s song, and any visitors to Disneyland will…

Sorry we were gone for some time!

Hi there, Kris here. I just want to apologise to our regular listeners for being gone for so long, unfortunately the last 4 months for me have been… difficult, and as such my head wasn’t in the game, and absolutely not in the right place for making podcasts. It started in October, when my hatred…